Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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