Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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