remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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