i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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