There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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