i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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