Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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