he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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