Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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