Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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