I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
