Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
COCAINE IS GR8
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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