i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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