I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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