ya dads aren't the best wingmen
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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