Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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