she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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