yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
