New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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