Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The best revenge is premature balding
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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