I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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