So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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