The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
