My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize