I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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