My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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