I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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