I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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