Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
