do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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