okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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