your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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