didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I CAN MOONWALK!
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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