Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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