so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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