There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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