Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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