As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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