if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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