One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Fuck appropriateness.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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