Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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