do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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