ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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