Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
