We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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