he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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