Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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