her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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