Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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