worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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