Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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