Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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