Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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