You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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