Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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