I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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