he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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