the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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